My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.
