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Roseanne Barr Quotes

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

"Heard the one about ..." by Andy Barker, www.theguardian.com. March 11, 2006.

Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.

Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

"Heard the one about ..." by Andy Barker, www.theguardian.com. March 11, 2006.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.116, Simon and Schuster

Being nuts is its own reward.

Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

"Q&A: Roseanne Barr, on marijuana, the CIA, and how she is, in fact, the president". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.