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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

Rudyard Kipling
Funny, Marriage, Cigarette Smoke
"The Betrothed" st. 25 (1886)

It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

Rudyard Kipling
Funny, Temptation, Sloth
School History "Dane-Geld (A.D. 980 - 1016)" (1911).

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

Rudyard Kipling
Funny, Death, Suicide
"13 Steps to Bloody Good Luck". Book by Ashwin Sanghi, 2014.

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

Rudyard Kipling
Inspirational, Funny, Country

I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

Rudyard Kipling
Funny, Marriage, Taken
'The Ladies' (1896)

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