I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.
I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.
