I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.
