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A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can

A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can state with authority what speeds are reached in its flight.

Tom Robbins
Kissing, Two, Departure
Tom Robbins (2003). “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”, p.148, Bantam

Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid.

Tom Robbins
Kissing, Oysters, Mermaid

Kissing is man's greatest invention. All animals copulate, but only humans kiss.

Tom Robbins
Kissing, Men, Animal
Tom Robbins (2003). “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”, p.167, Bantam

The fact is, what I hated in the Church was what I hated in society. Namely, authoritarians. Power freaks. Rigid dogmatists. Those greedy, underloved, undersexed twits who want to run everything. While the rest of us are busy living - busy tasting and testing and hugging and kissing and goofing and growing - they are busy taking over.

Tom Robbins
Running, Kissing, Hug
Tom Robbins (2003). “Another Roadside Attraction”, p.206, Bantam

If kissing is man's greatest invention, then fermentation and patriarchy compete with the domestication of animals for the distinction of being man's worst folly, and no doubt the three combined long ago, the one growing out of the others, to foster civilization and lead Western humanity to its present state of decline.

Tom Robbins
Kissing, Men, Animal
Tom Robbins (2003). “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”, p.285, Bantam

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