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There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

Tom Robbins
Inspirational, Funny, Life
"Even Cowgirls Get the Blues,". Book by Tom Robbins, 1976.

Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.

Tom Robbins
Funny, Rap, Sound
Tom Robbins (2003). “Skinny Legs and All”, p.226, Bantam

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Tom Robbins
Funny, Hero, Healing
Tom Robbins (2003). “Still Life with Woodpecker”, p.93, Bantam

Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.

Tom Robbins
Funny, Life, Birth
Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.33, Bantam

America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous?

Tom Robbins
Funny, Humorous, America
Tom Robbins (2006). “Wild Ducks Flying Backward”, p.187, Bantam

From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.

Tom Robbins
Funny, Humorous, Air
Tom Robbins (2003). “Another Roadside Attraction”, p.220, Bantam

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.

Tom Robbins
Funny, Money, Rich
Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.253, Bantam

The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.

Tom Robbins
Funny, Humorous, Japan

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