My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?
Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?