We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend
He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.
A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.
I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin
Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players
I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.
When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
