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I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Robin Williams
Drinking, Keys, Car
"Robin Williams: Live at the Met". Documentary, www.imdb.com. October 11, 1986.
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.