Authors:
  1. Quotes
  2. Authors
  3. B
  4. Benny Hill
  5. The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a...

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Benny Hill
Funny, Airplane, Cutting
"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.