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My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of you hello, and then she would feed you.

"Paul Rudd and Tina Fey Talk ADMISSION, Improv, the Comedy Community, Participating in a Live Reenactment of SIXTEEN CANDLES, and More". Interview with Samantha Cheirif, collider.com. March 12, 2013.
My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of you hello, and then she would feed you.