Tina Fey Quotes

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Life is improvisation.

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

There are no mistakes only opportunities.

An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.'

In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.