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I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company
I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.