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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Inspiration, Wrestling, Mountain

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

Running, Men, Government

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Funny, Reading, Learning

"The Manly Wisdom of Will Rogers". "Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts". Book by Nina Colman, p. 316, 2001.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Funny, Death, Hilarious

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Voting, Politics, Vote

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

In Saturday Review 25 Aug. 1962

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

Mistake, Tired, Men

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Memories, Office, Voting

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.86, Rowman & Littlefield

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

Tombstone, Moral Leadership, Usa

Will Rogers (1979). “Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Hoover years, 1931-1933”, Will Rogers Heritage Trust

I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

Running, Men, Ideas

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

Inspirational, Funny, Worry

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

Love, Inspirational, Motivational

The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

Thinking, America, People

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Years, Modern Life, Goes On

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

Witty, Political, Might

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

Running, Winning, Men

In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.

Important, Method, Feels

America has the best politicians money can buy.

America, Politics, Politician

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Inspirational, Motivational, Moving On

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Funny, Hilarious, Women

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Funny, Hilarious, Fools Day

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Birthday, Travel, Carpe Diem

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Funny, Humor, Law

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.50, Rowman & Littlefield

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Men, Missing, Hot

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

Funny, Truth, Political Will

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.150, Rowman & Littlefield

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