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But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

Chuck Klosterman
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Chuck Klosterman (2004). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.78, Simon and Schuster
But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.