Jordan Quotes

Michael Jordan on his worst day is ten times better than Kobe Bryant on his best day.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

If you look up the definition of greatness in the dictionary, it will say Michael Jordan.

I devote my life to the rebirth of the Jewish State, with a Jewish majority, on both sides of the Jordan.

Michael Jordan is God disguised as a basketball player.

Nick Young embarrassed himself. Carlos Boozer embarassed himself. Jordan Hill embarrassed himself.

We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this.

I see now that this has been a story of the West, after all--Tom and Gatsby, Daisy and Jordan and I, were all Westerners, and perhaps we possessed some deficiency in common which made us subtly unadaptable to Eastern life.

You can't explain much in 60 seconds, but when you show Michael Jordan, you don't have to. It's that simple.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5. It ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you, probably maim you. If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens.

I've been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. He's so charismatic and talented. It'd be even better—we'd have interracial bisexuality!

Maybe it's God disguised as Michael Jordan.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

Let us not forget the East Bank of the (River) Jordan, where seventy per cent of the inhabitants belong to the Palestinian nation.

There's Michael [Jordan], then there's the rest of us.

If that's the last image of Michael Jordan...how magnificent is it!?

I'm just somebody that isn't that impressed by [Michael Jordan]. There really isn't anybody in the world I'm impressed with.

Kobe Bryant will be better than Michael Jordan

You know, if Michael Jordan can scream at the refs, me as Kanye West, as the Michael Jordan of music, can go and say, 'This is wrong.'

There's only one Michael Jordan.

The security and the future of Jordan is hand-in-hand with the future of the Palestinians and the Israelis.

Michael Jordan once said that the most peaceful moments of his life were on a basketball court, because that's the only place he knew exactly what to do. And to me the most peaceful moments in my ministry are in the pulpit because that's when I really know what I'm going to do.

Just because you BEAT Michael Jordan doesn't mean you BECOME Michael Jordan.

Heaven knows that John the Baptist was not more eager to get all his fellow sinners into the Jordan than I to baptize all of mine in the beauty of God's mountains.