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I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM - cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'

"Bob & Tom Comedy All-Stars Tour". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2007.
I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. Whoo hoo! Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM - cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's