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Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Dean Koontz (2016). “The Complete Odd Thomas 8-Book Bundle: Odd Thomas, Forever Odd, Brother Odd, Odd Hours, Odd Apocalypse, Odd Interlude, Deeply Odd, Saint Odd”, p.72, Bantam
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.