Drunk Quotes

If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three times he is culpable; if he gets drunk twice a month it is better; if once a month, this is still more laudable; and if one does not drink at all what can be better? But where can I find such a man? If such a man were found he would be worthy of the highest esteem.

And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head, it does matter where you cry out to God. There is something about the atmosphere. I might be lame, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be drunk, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be weak, but put me in the atmosphere.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

The Lover is ever drunk with Love. He is mad. She is free. He sings with delight. She dances in ecstasy. Caught by our own thoughts, we worry about everything. But once we get drunk on that Love Whatever will be, will be.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him

You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it-it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk. But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts