Authors:
  1. Quotes
  2. Authors
  3. D
  4. Dorothy Parker
  5. All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was...

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

Dorothy Parker
Being Thankful, Sitting Down, World
Dorothy Parker (2002). “Complete Stories”, p.94, Penguin
All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.