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If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

Eoin Colfer
Dwarves, Smell, Looks
Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.