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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

Fran Lebowitz
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FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 17, 2010
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.