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Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

Frank Zappa
Music, Hands, Fishing
Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.176, Simon and Schuster
Conducting is when you draw designs in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as instructional messages by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.