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When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it

George R. R. Martin (2012). “George R. R. Martin's A Game of Thrones 5-Book Boxed Set (Song of Ice and Fire Series): A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and and A Dance with Dragons”, p.302, Bantam
When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it