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Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers
Men, Making Love, Clean
"Joan Rivers on tour: Her bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes as she prepares for Royal Albert Hall gig" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. October 09, 2012.
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.