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As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning brain cells." "Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes," Hank said. Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. "I may die young," she said. "But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents.

John Green (2008). “Looking for Alaska”, p.46, Penguin
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, Wait, wait. I don't get it. That's because you have eight functioning brain cells. Studies show that Marijuana is