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The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

Kris Kristofferson
Sorry, Numbers, Bed
"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.