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If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

Mallory Ortberg
Dog, Care, Easy
"Do It for the Kids". Chat live with readers, www.slate.com. December 21, 2015.
If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.