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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

Mark Twain
Mom, Baby, Children
Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 4, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.