I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.110, BookBaby
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I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.