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If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.

Augusten Burroughs
Class, Tree, Serial Killer
Augusten Burroughs (2012). “Magical Thinking”, p.65, Atlantic Books Ltd
If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.