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Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.

Martin Millar
Sleep, Two, Bed

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.

Martin Millar
Cat, Hello, Kitties
Martin Millar (2010). “Lonely Werewolf Girl: Number 1 in series”, p.568, Hachette UK

I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.

Martin Millar
Lonely, Feelings, Sitting
Martin Millar (2009). “Ruby and the Stone Age Diet”, p.39, Soft Skull Press

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

Martin Millar
Sweet, Worry, Doubt

I go through the text making sure I haven't used any big words. If I find any fancy adjectives have crept in, I replace them with small words like 'nice' and 'big'. I've liked these words ever since I was told not to use them in English class at school. After that, I check that the sentences are short so as people won't get confused and I shorten all the chapters so they won't get bored. I can't read anything complicated these days, my attention span is too short. Everyone else probably feels the same.

Martin Millar
Confused, Nice, School

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