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If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Sweat, Alive, Ifs
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor (2012). “The Grooming of Alice”, p.23, Simon and Schuster
If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.