Absurd Quotes - Page 8

Do not sanction an absurdity.

Those pointless equations, to which no solution exists, are called absurdities.

I like things to be a little bit absurd. But I don't really like playing covers.

In some ways it is absurd for me to assert, counter to evidence, that I have not been writing.

No veep character is as absurd as Donald Trump.

To live the practical aspect of life as part of our schooling is formidable, but to adopt living it as our ultimate goal is absurd.

Travel was pointless. It removed you from the place in which you had a meaning, and to which you gave meaning in return by dedicating your life to it, and it spirited you away into fairylands where you were, and looked, frankly absurd.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

I know it's absurd, but they're out saying so, and Hillary [Clinton] makes a big, big deal about climate change.

The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.

What is too absurd to be believed is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie.

'Tis well averred, A scientific faith's absurd.

Nothing can be proposed so wild or so absurd as not to find a party, and often a very large party to espouse it.

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.

You need to react. That's the absurdity of Twitter. You can react without thinking now.

I'm a national security liberal, which I tell people because it's meant to sound absurd.

Being Christian without the Church doesn't make sense. That's why the great Paul VI, said that the most absurd dichotomy is loving Christ without the Church. To listen to Christ, but not the Church. To be with Christ, but stay at the margins of the Church. It's not possible. It's an absurd dichotomy.

I find the world more absurd now than I did when I was a kid.

Life is much weirder than fiction; nothing's more absurd.

We've become to living with absurdity, and that to make people to see how much so, I had to ratchet up the insanity.

Jeffrey Lewis sings as though absurdity were truth, and truth absurdity. And I think I agree with him.

This ghastly state of things is what you call Bunburying, I suppose? Algernon. Yes, and a perfectly wonderful Bunbury it is. The most wonderful Bunbury I have ever had in my life. Jack. Well, you've no right whatsoever to Bunbury here. Algernon. That is absurd. One has a right to Bunbury anywhere one chooses. Every serious Bunburyist knows that.

We have to be a little cautious about not trying to kill a gnat with an atom bomb. The performances are so utterly absurd regarding the "post-truth" moment that the proper response might best be ridicule.

Recognizing the absurdity of life is also a way of surviving.

The best of us being unfit to die, what an unexpressible absurdity to put the worst to death.