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Arseholes Quotes

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

Neil Gaiman
Perfectly Good, Teeth, Arseholes

I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.

Ben Goldacre
Teacher, Water, Arseholes
Ben Goldacre (2008). “Bad Science”, p.21, HarperCollins UK

We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes

Bonnie Greer
Criminals, Arseholes, Troll

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Terry Pratchett
Rain, Purpose, Arseholes
Terry Pratchett (2008). “Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31)”, p.169, Random House

Actors tend to be quite good at getting on with people. If you’re an arsehole, people don’t want to work with you. You won’t get hired Well, there are a few arseholes.

Bertie Carvel
People, Arseholes, Actors

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