Ask Me Quotes - Page 7

To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me.

People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are... all bought and paid for.

Screenwriting is definitely the majority of my time, but I do still act when stuff comes up. I do a few jobs a year.People ask me that all the time about written something for yourself to star in, and it's strange. I just approach it as two separate careers.

People ask me, what was your rock bottom? I say, pick.

That's the one thing that I love about Twitter. There's no rule that says it's a discussion. So I love when I tweet something and somebody wants to have a conversation with me. I'm like, "Oh no, I don't use Twitter for conversations. I just say what I want to say so you can ask me a question but I'm not answering it."

Ask me who I don't dress!

When young comedians ask me for advice that's the one thing I always say is if they're improvisers I'm like do improv, don't make that your sole thing. And at the end of the day when you do your best work you also just kinda, by definition flush it down the toilet and never do it again.

I'm just doing what my conscience asks me to do.

Vegetables are called 'specialty crops.' Don't ask me why.

It really bothers me when a guy is controlling. Dont just say Im picking the place - ask me where I want to go!

No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert.

If anyone asks me whether I like being a popular writer, I ask them whether they think I'd rather be an unpopular writer.

Now, if you ask me, what’s going on is that we’re all up to here in it, and probably the most important thing is that we not yell at one another.

Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?" "It depends on whether or not I get an answer.

Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.

But Americans find me bizarre and always ask me why I eat so many carbs. I tell them I don't get full otherwise.

Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you. -Effie Kaligaris

When people ask me what I do for a living, I always say, "I get rejected for a living." And that's true.

I've had some interesting stuff happen to me - so why doesn't anyone ask me?

War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.

People ask me if I have stage fright. I say, "God, no, I'm completely comfortable there. I have rest-of-the-day fright."