Success is when your signature becomes an autograph.
You wouldn't be allowed to get on a particular bus, but you'd be asked to sign your autograph.
I am always late because people stop me for autographs and say hi.
Who wants to go to school and be asked for, like, 20 autographs?
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.
When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.
Since they came in with the selfie, it's the worst thing. You hardly ever get asked for autographs any more. It's always selfies.
When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me.
Galleries are nice to me. I sign a lot of autographs.
I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too!
I had my autograph down by the age of 13. I used to sign it everywhere.
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.
I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time.
[Brian Hyland autograph] was what got me started on going to concerts, because from then on, I was at every concert for everybody.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
