Barbers Quotes

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's.

No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."

There are no more barbershop quartets wearing boaters, even though I still like them. Life goes on.

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.