Bed Quotes - Page 37

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

My own preference is for mixed (beds) where there are ...groups of larger shrubs on corners and elsewhere to give shape to the views and to create surprises.

Hee that goes to bed thirsty riseth healthy.

We have treatments for disturbed persons, Nicholas. But, at least for the time being, we have no treatment for disturbing persons.

Obedience decks the Christian most.

The first great law is to obey.

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.

The way to bliss lies not on beds of down, And he that had no cross deserves no crown.

Sweet tastes have sour closes; and he repents on thorns that sleeps in beds of roses.

The Procrustean bed is not a symbol of equality. It is no less inequality to have equality among unequals.

When I saw her I was in love with her. Everything turned over inside of me. She looked toward the door, saw there was no one, then she sat on the side of the bed and leaned over and kissed me.

As a seasoned insomniac, I knew sometimes the way to beat sleeplessness was to outwit it: to pretend you didn't care about sleeping. Then sometimes sleep became piqued, like a rejected lover, and crept up to try to seduce you.

Those other 10 o'clock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean?

Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a light bulb over his bed, and when I came off of his bed with the used one after putting the new one in, Groucho said, 'That's the best acting I've ever seen you do.'

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts.

It is the penalty of fame that a man must ever keep rising. "Get a reputation, and then go to bed," is the absurdest of all maxims. "Keep up a reputation or go to bed, "would be nearer the truth.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I have this embedded faith in the process through which films of a certain type get discovered on longer timelines.

Ere yet we yearn for what is out of our reach, we are still in the cradle. When wearied out with our yearnings, desire again falls asleep; we are on the death-bed.

You may batter your way through the thick of the fray, You may sweat, you may swear, you may grunt; You may be a jack-fool, if you must, but this rule Should ever be kept at the front;-- Don't fight with your pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.

I rise from bed the first thing in the morning, leaving my couch not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry it with me during the day.