Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too.
Of all the things a body loves, predictability is one of them.
I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.
Luck is the residue of good planning.
The best we can do is focus on what we have the power to improve in ourselves, and when it comes to body-love the one you are with.
Peter Boyle on Everybody Loves Raymond is more of an insane Dad.