Charlie Quotes - Page 2

Charlie is one of the big good guys in my universe.

He told me he wouldn't hurt... Charlie. He lied to me.

Where is your mother, Charlie asked. Dead. I’m sorry to hear that Thank you. But she was always dead.

Charlie X”)? Those were the hints, as far as I’m concerned.

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

People aren't going into gay bars in Orlando and saying, "Jesus Christ!" They're not going into the Charlie Hebdo, the 85-year-old priest who was beheaded on his alter, [the assailant wasn't] yelling Jesus Christ.

I do my best when I'm surrounded by women. I enjoyed that on the Charlie's Angels experience.

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

How’s Norbert doin’?” Norbert?” Charlie laughed. “The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.” Wha—Norbert’s a girl?

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

Even a feeble-minded man wants to be like other men." --Charlie Gordan

There are so many doors to open. I am impatient to begin." --Charlie Gordan

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.

I love being Charlie Daniels for good, bad, or indifferent.

You can trust Charlie Crist.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

[On Bonnie Prince Charlie:] Oh, Charlie is my darling, / My darling, my darling; / Oh, Charlie is my darling, / The young Chevalier.

I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

A good analogy [Charlie Hebdo] in lots of ways is "South Park" - the hugely popular American cartoon show - and the things that the "South Park" creators have created, like "The Book Of Mormon," the Broadway musical. If I were a devout Mormon, I would be offended by a lot of things that go on in "The Book Of Mormon," right? It mocks mercilessly the pretensions to truth of Mormonism and the pretensions to virtue of Mormon missionaries.