Clubs Quotes - Page 21

I don't get pictures taken of me when I leave clubs.

I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career.

This is the Homosexuality Is An Abomination Club, right?

If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club.

Ryan [Gosling] has a history with the Mickey Mouse Club. He was a child performer himself. And he took the time to get to know people.

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

I started working at clubs when I was sixteen, which is young. I would not want my kid doing that, but I did, and that's how it went.

I wanna go play my music in a club.

I'm aware that at the big, big clubs stuff can change quickly, as can opinions and people in charge. Not everyone is going to like you, not everyone is going to want to play you and that's the business side of it, which I've grown into and I'm certainly not going to take personally.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was special enough to start a club about it, for pete’s sake.

I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going.

It doesn't matter who you are, football's a business. At some stage you're going to have to leave a football club, that's just normal.

I don't do clubs. I don't drink. I don't smoke.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

This is my favorite story of the week. The Republican National Committee is in trouble after spending nearly $2,000 at a bondage club in Hollywood. You know what I call a Republican who spends a lot of money in a strip club? A Democrat.

I've been wearing Wrangler jeans for more than a decade now, all the way back to when I first started playing clubs in my teens in Georgia.

You want to win things and I am at a club where we have the players to do that.

I've always stayed on the periphery of things. When I used to go to the punk clubs and things like that, I was never up front. I always wanted to be in the back, or on the side, because I wanted to get the whole view, rather than be staring up at someone's nostrils.

I hate this guy,” Ari muttered, keeping his head down “There’s a club,” I told him. “The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?