It ain’t wilderness unless there’s a critter out there that can kill you and eat you.
Don't grumble! Don't stew! Some critters are much-much, Oh, ever so much-much So muchly much-much more unlucky than you!
If you look close ... you can see that the wild critters have 'No Trespassing' signs tacked up on every pine tree.
Little critters fried like fritters come out crunchy and divine.
I have no faith in a human critter who hasn't one or two bad habits.
