Top 7 Douches Quotes - Quoted Daily

Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.

Gentleman, Cold, Douches

Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

Energy, Drink, Douches

Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie.

Romance, Bourgeoisie, Douches

"Song: San Francisco B.C. (Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea)". June 17, 2008.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

Thinking, Married, Douches

"Aisha Tyler Is a Woman Men Can't Help But Love". Interview with Paul Schrodt, www.esquire.com. May 28, 2014.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

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you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.

Smart, Purses, Douches

Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.230, Harlequin

When do you stop to de-douche?

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