It actually giggles at you as it goes by.
Any time you think you have the game conquered, the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose.
I want to thank the good lord for making me a yankee
There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer.
I am the best in baseball.
The great thing about baseball is that there's a crisis every day.
There is but one game and that game is baseball.
It ain't nothing till I call it.
Lord, baseball is a worrying thing.
The one constant in life is baseball
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
