Function Quotes - Page 5

Photography is simply a function of noticing things.

In the old days, words like sin and Satan had a moral certitude. Today, they're replaced with self-help jargon, words like dysfunction and antisocial behavior, discouraging any responsibility for one's actions.

[The heart is] really a fascinating organ. It's about the only organ in the body that you can really witness its function. Doing things. And so on. Some of the other organs you can witness, like the intestines, will have this sort of peristaltic motion. But nothing that can compare with the activity of the human heart.

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

The whole function of education is to create Nazis.

It is the function of women to teach men how to be human.

The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

The human race is one big dysfunctional family.

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

To transform breakdowns into breakthroughs is the whole function of a master.

It is not God's function to create or uncreate the circumstances of your life. God created You, in the image and likeness of God. You have created the rest.

Healthful whole foods improve our brain function as well.

How people talk to each other absolutely determines how well the organization will function.

It's good to learn early that every show is a family - -complete with dysfunctional relationships, tough love, and plenty of occasion for forgiveness.

Faith's only function is to receive what grace offers.

In brief, the function of knowledge is to make one experience freely available to other experiences.

Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.

Staff officers of inharmonious disposition, irrespective of their ability, must be removed. A staff cannot function unless it is a united family.

Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors.

Without a function, we cease to be. So, I will write till I die.

If the structures of the human mind remain unchanged, we will always end up re-creating the same world, the same evils, the same dysfunction.

The smaller the function, the greater the management.

We are thinking beings, and we cannot exclude the intellect from participating in any of our functions.

The point at which the photograph ceases to function as a metaphor is the point at which it is free to propose an experiential model.

Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly irrational hope.