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Garden Quotes - Page 7

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

Brad Warner (2015). “Hardcore Zen: Punk Rock, Monster Movies and the Truth About Reality”, p.206, Simon and Schuster

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.

Quoted in Colin Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).