Golf Quotes - Page 44

He told me just to keep the ball low.

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit it out-of-bounds. But even if one of those bad things happens, I've got a little money in the bank, my wife still loves me, and my dog won't bite me when I come home.

The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I'm hitting the golf ball well. If I'm not, well, that is another story.

A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

That putt had more breaks than a government job.

I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.

Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little.

Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.

Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry.

I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach.

It’s up to the captain. I certainly feel my golf is worthy of playing in the Ryder Cup. But I’m not sure I’m on the radar screen of Paul McGinley.

We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.

It is a law of nature that everybody plays a hole badly when playing through.