Golf Quotes - Page 56

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

I don't care about that. The Green Coat is enough for me.

Try to think where you want to put the ball, not where you don't want it to go.

A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

I find golf very relaxing. It's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive.

I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset. I take one step back and remember there are more important things going on in the world than golf.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

If the Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.

Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.

Certainly, if you can't manage your game, you can't play tournament golf. You continually have to ask yourself what club to play, where to aim it, whether to accept a safe par or to try to go for a birdie. You can't play every hole the same way. I never could.

I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.

It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.

I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens are just super, super tough. So the greens are fun to play in sort of a morbid way

The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate.

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.

I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.

As your golf improves, your concentration will improve with it.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

I fished a little while ago with a man, not in his first youth, who had wasted the flower of his life on business and golf and gardening and motoring and marriage, and had in this way postponed his initiation (to fly fishing) far too long.

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

I feel more strongly than ever about this. I would like the professional game freed of golf carts. Golf is a physical game. If we are playing competitive professional golf, we should walk. When I can't walk 18 holes, I'll pack it in.